Celebrity jokes
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
Your forehead's so big, it makes Kanye's ego small.
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."