What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
Celebrity Jokes
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly, Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dove to save it. He said he always dives for pens.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
