Celebrity jokes
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.