Celebrity jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
Your forehead's so big, it makes Kanye's ego small.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.