Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly, Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dove to save it. He said he always dives for pens.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
Olivia Rodrigo
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a playground.
