Celebrity jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
What’s the difference between Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker?
They both died at 95.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...