Celebrity jokes
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
What’s the difference between Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker?
They both died at 95.
Memes
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."