Celebrity jokes
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
What’s the difference between Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker?
They both died at 95.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.