Celebrity jokes
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.
This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.
Read the directions.
1. Type how she makes you feel.
2. Type how you would fuck her.
3. Any type of sex is aloud.
4. Remember to send pics as well.
5. Enjoy.
Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.
Michael J. Fox came up to me the other day and introduced himself to me. He said, "Hey, what’s shaking?"
I said, "You."
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
Logan Paul.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."