How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
What’s the difference between Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker?
They both died at 95.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.