Celebrity jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.
This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
“Life is going swimmingly,”
“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.