What’s the difference between Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker?
They both died at 95.
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Your forehead's so big, it makes Kanye's ego small.
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
