Celebrity Jokes

I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with HEHE!

Do you that the Royal family like carnivals. Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.

Once upon a time... Chuck Norris steped on a Lego. R.I.P the Lego piece.

my impression of Michael Jackson's Butler: when answering the phone: - No, sorry he's dead. hangs up phone

What does vin diesel eat for dinner Survival Guilt

I never touched kids, just woman, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.

what is the difference between juice wrld and a orphan A:one is loved by all

Farrah Fawcertt, upon arriving at the pearly gates, god asked her, for having lead such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe. Five hours later, Michel Jackson died.

Your hair line goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there

why does joe only have 264 days in his calendar? because he cant celebrate fathers day.

What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?

Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain"

Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan. The tour guide said “That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member” Well done Lewandisney

There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.

What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love", so take that as you will.