Celebrity jokes
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
What’s the difference between Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker?
They both died at 95.