What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
have you heard about the new movie with steven hawkings as the star? its called unplugged.
Your forehead's so big, it makes Kanye's ego small.
Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!
If dustys dad from home daddy 2 was in nasa How come he is not famous
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
