What is the similarity between pink floyd and Donald trump: The best thing they did was a wall
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!!!
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna
"I'd hit that"
Who’s the hottest girl in the world? Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun
What does vin diesel eat for dinner Survival Guilt
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk Over charge himself
Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris steped on a Lego. R.I.P the Lego piece.
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
Oops, I made a mistake.
So one time this really rich guy’s son’s birthday was coming up. So he asks his son what he wants. So the son says “can i have pink ping pong balls.” The father asks why and his son stays silent. The dad decides to get it for him. The dad doesn’t see the son ever do anything with them. A year later the dad asked him what he wants the son then says “can I have 10000 pink ping pong balls”. The dad then responds with “son why, I gave you some last year and this whole year you did not play with them.” The son, yet again stays silent. The Dad was reluctant to do it but did it anyways. Now a few years later the son is now 20 and his rich dad and him have not seen each other in a while. So the dad decides to celebrate his sons birthday. He asks his son once again what he wants and his son says “can I have 10000 pink ping pong balls.” His dad screams “ SON WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THESE BALLS!!! I NEVER SEE YOU WITH THEM AND YET YOU STILL WANT MORE. WHAT THE HELL!!!” The son yet again stays silent. The dad, though a little pissed, decides to buy As much of the pink ping pong balls that he sees and gives it to his son. The son is happy, but does not do anything. Now after a while the sones about 30, and he and the father are more distant than ever. The father gets a call from a hospital telling him that his son could die from a disease that only 2 people survived. So the father goes there and starts crying and grieving. Then he asks his son what he would like before he dies. The son then says “can you buy me all of the factory’s that produce pink ping pong balls.” His dad doesn’t question because he is to sad to and buys him the only factory that produces pink ping pong balls. Then the doctors put him in a wheelchair and follow the dad and they take him to one of pink ping pong ball factory’s and the dad says “okay son I fulfilled what you wanted. But what have you done and what do you plan to do with all of these pink ping pong balls .” The son ,ignoring the question says “ this is magnificent. My final wish is that I stay here overnight.” So the doctors and the father decide to and everyone goes home to sleep. The next day, everyone returned to the factory to find all the pink ping pong balls gone and the son. The father was sad but a little angry and decided to search his whole house to find pink ping pong balls but doesn’t find any and they search the whole factory for the son and the balls. And soon they end up searching the whole earth and never found him.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker Face.
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap? Wrapped around that tree.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries