Celebrity jokes
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
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What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.