Celebrity jokes
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?
Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!