Celebrity jokes
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.