Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.