Celebrity jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.