Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
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I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
I told a crippled guy he is immortal because he can't kick the bucket.
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
