Cause jokes

Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.

Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind?

How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.

What’s another name for a cow?

You... cause you're fat.

In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.

My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.

What is a type of cancer that:

Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?

Easy, the answer is Fortnite.

Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?

Papyrus: Why?

Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!

Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL

Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)

It's muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die, die.

Are you depression? 'Cause you're always on my mind~

Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.

'Cause they sell oden, not a family.

There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"

Are you a waterfall?

'Cause I'm falling for you.

Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.

Do you have a halo?

'Cause I can give it to you.

Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?

Person: Yea, why?

Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)

Me playing a game...

What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.

Like if that was good.

Why did the cow cross the road?

'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.

Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me?

Are you suicide, 'cause you're always on my mind?