Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me?
Are you suicide, 'cause you're always on my mind?
Why are blind people gay Cause
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
Cause he’s a dumbass
(only Ninjago fans understand XD) if you look outside, and its really windy, its really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, cause it has to be Morro! XD
Why did the car drive over the cake? Cause it was in teirs!! Lol sorry this ain’t funny
I wish my hair was depressed.
Cause then it would cut itself.
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
Bitch: Nice eyes brows
Me: Yeah wears yours motherfucker
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thoughts it would look cool)
Why did the dog want a kiss cause he can see his knees
Why can’t Indians play football...... cause every time they take a corner they make a shop
Besie coleman - i do`nt want to be a flier cause i am afircan amercain
Why is your moms butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
short people tend to get angry easily....
cause there so close to the ground there anger dosent despite easily....
Why did the orphan get an iphonX cause theirs no home button
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy 🥶❄️
Burger King got dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his wopper
Why fishes not sleeping? cause the bed is wet.
Why did the chicken cross the road Be- cause he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
The streets go blank in the dead of the day not a car to be seen A kingdom of corona-cation and it looks like moms the queen The wind is howling with this virus in the air Couldn't keep it in china everyone knows it's everywhere Don't let friends in don't be afraid Be the good girl you always have to be Conceal don't feel your insanity That the virus caused!! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! You have to hold it back a little more! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Turn away and slam your doors! I don't care what the government says! Let me go to my friends house Sickness doesn't get to me anyway. It's funny how some distance makes everyone insane And the fears that once controlled me are here and present oh well! It's time to see what I can do to test the limits and break through! No right no wrong but stay inside! WERE NOT FREEEE!! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Be one with the peace inside!! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Watch sad movies and cry!! Here I stand!! And here I'll stay!! Cause I have nothing better to do The virus flurries through the air into my house! The storm is spiraling fear and fractals all around!! And one thought makes you wanna scream and shout out loud!! What if we never go back? What if the past is in the past???? DONT LET IT GO DONT LET IT GO!! And you'll rise at the break of noon! DONT LET IT GO DONT LET IT GO!! That's morning girl is gone!! HERE I STAND IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT CAUSE THATS WHEN I WOKE UP!! Let the virus rage on!!!!!! The sickness never gets to me anyway. DING.
