The lasagna i just cook is for me my friends and family you don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
Hey my man why you got them damn old stanky looking whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins or boyfriend and girlfriend cause if y'all are go get married in color purple land.
:can I borrow a book how to kill myself
:librarian. No cause you won’t bring it back
Where did ur dad go??? cause i saw him at the milkshop oh wait there isnt one
Why didn't the chicken cross the road
Cause it got knocked down on its way
i love murder shows... wish me luck cause im kinda hoping to be on one one day
Your mom’s so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree? Cause she always dropped them.
why cant orphans work at S.C. johnson......... cause its a famliy company.......
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
I gave a orphan a iPhone XR
Cause it does not have a home button
Im lonely but all i have is my Cheeseburger but what is the matter of liveing if you only have one thing... but a Cheeseburger is ALL YOU NEED CAUSE IT HAS 1000000000000 BUCKS MAN SO I CANT JUST TAKE IT AND SPEND IT WHERE EVERY I WANT.
Why did hitler die? he got hit by ler
Why did the clown not attack mike cause they bouncee
God- make a grumpy old man president Angel-why g-cause I said so-name him trump a-okay G-make him not pay taxes a-okay... Fast forwrd to 2020 G- you know that grumpy old man a-yea... G-make him create a deadly virus named after a beer A- Krona G- exactly A- why do you hate humans so much G- because I can.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose it can’t cause it can’t run yet
When a person went to a restaurant they died once they were in 3 people were a suspect 2was suspected cause she served the food”turns out it was the food
“Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road”? “Cause there was a crack”
if 789 why was ten scared? ...... be cause he was between 911
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
