What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Cause everyone says go big or go home
Why can’t Asian people play baseball
Why?
Cause they ate the bat
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.
I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
Gwen are u made at me? Cause that was a faker. Like the faker gwen?
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Comments of Gwen in her bra!
Jordan Jadoke: Wow such a good looking kid!
Heo: Dude stop! Who the hell got this!
prince/mr tallie: Hey stop!
YOU: Sexy sexy sexxy! How much does she cost!
Kenya Bailey: NOTHING SHE IS NOT A SEX SLAVE SHE IS PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck u Kenya: SHUT UP!
Big Ideas: Do u think I hav a chance with her? Cause if then SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kariah: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mariah: U GUYS EXPECT PRINCE, HEO, AND KENYA ARE GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT CHILD MOLESTERS!!!!!!!!!!
Hot: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Fring: I want to take u home all to my self!
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
Why do men lick girls boobs in sex Cause they are just boys
