Cause jokes
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause he got stuck in the crack! *butt crack*
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Teacher: Johnny, can you use a sentence with "definitely" in it?
Little Johnny: Do farts have lumps in them?
Teacher: Of course not, Johnny.
Little Johnny: Then I’ve definitely shat myself.
Cause I am Batman!
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.