Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind?
Why did the orphan kid was bad a school cause he wanted a phone call home
Who are the fastest readers? 911 victims cause they went through 80 story’s in 10 seconds 😂
How do stars die? Usually a overdose on an airport.
What’s another name for a cow? You.. cause your fat.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you Is caused by a device Annoying People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
Sans: why did the skeleton go to the party? Papyrus: Why? S: cause he was too fat and ugly P:AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Are you electricity? 'cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
Its muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die , die.
Are you depression? 'Cause you're always on my mind~
One man was very depressed cause he lost everything. He lost his job. He lost his home and he lost his wife. So he went lonely into the forest to grief. Suddenly with the head rise up he sees Santa Claus walking by. - Santa? he asks. 'Why are you early, it is not even christmas?' - ho, ho. Don't worry about me. Lets worry about you instead' says Santa. What is the problem my friend?' - I lost everything good in my life. I got fired from my job. My wife divorced me. I lost my house.' Santa: I can help you. You can wish three things you want in life and i'll give it to you-' Man: My first wish is i want my house back. Santa: Done! Man: My second wish is i want 1 million amount of cash in my bank account. Santa: Done! Man: My third wish is i also want my job back! Santa: Done, but before i actually give you those wishes, I haft to hump you. Man: Okey. Lets do it. So the Santa claus takes of his pants to hump the man. After they are done humping the santa ask the man: -How old are you? Man: I am 35 years old. Santa: And still believe in Santa Claus??!! HOHOHOHO!!!
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded "Cause I just bit my tongue!"
Pickup line:are u the internet cause i feel a connection
I might have to back down on this. Cause it is usually aimed for little children.
Do you have a halo,Cause i can give it to you
me : hey! do you know how to tie a knot? person : yea, why? me : cause I need help tying this noose :)
Who and the fastest readers in the world??
The people in the twin towers cause they went through over 100 stories in lest then 10 minutes
Me playing a game...... what did God just stop are hearts cause we didn't kill each other
Like if that was good
why did the cow cross the road? cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie
