Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
cat in desert be like YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! please help, please help!"
What do you say when a cat says me moaw the cat says me tooo🤬😒☺️🥲🤣😂🙈
“ when the ugliest cat looked at you“ then you search up the ugliest thing in the world” you show up
adin you should consiterrrrrrrr eating penical lead you fat cat lover only if your the ne adin from ff though xoxo da babby
Why cat I be gay.....I have nobody to call"daddy"
WHY DID THE CATS GO IN THE LITTERBOX?? TO TAKE A POOP
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from, I answered “my cat has ocd”
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the cheshire cat.
your like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
My dad said wheres pickles the family cat i said im sorry to say hes in the sky, oh i see he passed away no i strapped him to 20 fireworks
whats the difference between family and cats...
cats wont abuse u at christmas
if your a cat person never let hungry chinese into your house they might just have a snack
Little Johnny beings his cat to school and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says "because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave".
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
There is this fish, and this fish thinks if that fly drops 6 inches , I’m gonna jump out the water and eat that fucking fish !
Then there is a bear , he thinks if that fly drops six inches , that fish jumps up - I’m gonna run out there and eat that fucking fish !
This huntsman also thinks to him self 🧐 if that fly drops six inches , fish jumps up , bear runs out eats the fish . I’m gonna shoot that fucking bear .
Unbelievably there is a tiny little brave mouse , who also thinks to him self 🧐 if that fly drops six inches , fish jumps , bear runs , huntsman shoots ,
He’s bound to drop that cheese sandwich in his back pocket !!!!
I’m gonna eat that fucking cheese sandwich!!
Meanwhile ..,
there’s This cat !!!’ He sees what’s going on - if they fly drops six inches -the fish =bear =huntsman =mouse eating the cheese sarnie....
Easy pickings ...
Anyway bang 💥 the fly drops six inches . Fish jumps up . Bear grabs the fish . Huntsman shoots the fucking bear ,
DROPS HIS CHEESE SARNIE !!
Cat runs after mouse trying to get the cheese sarnie
The cat Slips over him ( stacks it ) cat falls in the river ...
LONG STORY I KNOW BUT THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS .............
every time a fly drops six inches a pussy get wet )
WALLOP ... try remembering all that in A pub pissed . Xx
yo mama so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little
