I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’. (This joke sucks ik 🥲)
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! Please help, please help!"
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.
your like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
Dogs can't operate MRI machines.
But cat scan!
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
