I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats...they want a handout everyday
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain
What's a cat's favourite colour? Purrple
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical.
Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!!
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrofe
There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel. - Crackling of fire. - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you. - Cats purring.
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie looking out of the kitchen window "I know," said her mother "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people I mean they already have enough on their plates ... like cats and dogs
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire- then it goes WOOF!
there are 5 cats on a boat and 1 jumps off. how many are left?- 0 they were copy cats
Curiousity killed the cat. But for a while I was a suspect
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
The cat said hi.
Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail? -- To the retail store!
Why are cats bad storytellers? -- Because they only have one tale.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? -- A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
