Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
what looks like half a cat?
the other half
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog A cat has 9 lives and a frog croaks every day
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
preview.redd.it/3iazz5tzmjm71.png?width=437&format=png&auto=webp&s=f646aaa5556a5c620c18b52e3a0223bc59b5e56e
On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
what did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
meooooow
You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
What did the cat say when he fell off the table? * MEOM!
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
