Cartoon jokes
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Do you see the toilet?
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.