My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Mickey: I want a divorce!
Minney: Are you fricking crazy?
Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
