Cartoon jokes
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Do you see the toilet?
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Mickey: I want a divorce!
Minney: Are you fricking crazy?
Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.