Cartoon jokes
Do you see the toilet?
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Mickey: I want a divorce!
Minney: Are you fricking crazy?
Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.