Cartoon jokes
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
Cocomelon.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
I miss my wife, Tails.
I'm Pickle Rick!
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!