Carrot Jokes

What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!!!

What did the tiger say to the bunny? Nice to meat u!

Lettuce stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.

When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.

so I was walking in a store and a carrot and a lectus said "lectus leaf" to me.

Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.

why does my mum eat carrots?

What is bugs bunny favorite desert chocolate carrots balls.

What did the lettuce say to the carrot? -Lettuce be friends

What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so...

Carrots????

McNeill mom wrote a shopping list for supper ... cabbage _50 Carrots-50 Cooking fat -100 Onions_20 Tomato-20 salt-10 Total=250 she gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients. McNeill took long to return home from the shopping ... His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long . McNeill answered I have all the ingredients but I'm looking for total

What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.

I know a baby carrot when I see one

I went to the bathroom and into a stall, to see a hole in the wall. I reminded me of 'The Lickable Wallpaper' from 'Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory'. I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky, and kinda wrinkly.

What can u tell the difference between steven hawkings and a carott Nothing

Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.) 1. I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted). 2. I gatherd some slapies. 3. The things I gatherd where Tomatos, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried out green beans! all that stuff! To the 4.

4. I need the tomatos to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eye's cry and burn but I will give them a towl after that. The dried out green beens are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that we make it like its not so iky! 5. I feed it to them! They overreacted! Please leave a comment. Byee!