People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion.
So Johnny was working at a deli, a woman walks up and asks, do you have any salad? Johnny says no, she asks? What about carrots? Again Johnny says no, she says what about bananas? Johnny says "tell ya what, spell out "lad" in salad" she spells L A D, Johnny replies "spell "rot" in carrot" she spells R O T, Johnny says "now spell "fuck" in vegetables or fruits" she says "there is no fuck in vegetables or fruits" Johnny exclaims "thats what ive been trying to tell you!"
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said "Come on I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
What does a rich person eat? 24 Karats/Carrots!
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots? He was picking his nose.
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces: "Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!" Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!" Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though." Nuns: "Ugh! No thank you then..."
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house Because he was grounded
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!!!
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
why does my mum eat carrots?
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over. But I think it's missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn't slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that's snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!
What is bugs bunny favorite desert chocolate carrots balls.
What did the lettuce say to the carrot? -Lettuce be friends
What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so...
Carrots????
I know a baby carrot when I see one
What’s a green cucumber....... A carrot
I HATE GREEN BEANS I LIKE CARROTS. I LIKE CARROTS I LIKE CARROTS AND MY DADDYS THE TOOTH FARRY TOOTH FAIRY TOOTH FARRY OOT OOT OOT OOT OOT
What is a carrots favourite shop?
The wheelchair store
What is an orange cucumber........ A carrot duh
