What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
So I was walking in a store, and a carrot and a lettuce said, "Lettuce leaf!" to me.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)
I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).
I gathered some "slapies."
The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!
I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!
I feed it to them!
They overreacted!
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What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girl's vagina.
Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him, and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein, and they got married and had children who were all named Minion. Eventually, the rest of his family died, and Pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were, "I have finally 'peared' the consequences of all my actions."
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
