Carrot memes

Food

1 year ago

A multiple choice question about food that grows on trees. The options include pizza, carrots, apples, oranges, coconuts and cake. Pizza, carrots and cake are marked as correct choices.

Mom

11 months ago

Last light be like:

The image is a cartoon with three different objects labeled with the words "me" and "your mom" to indicate spatial relation. A carrot labeled "me" is sitting on a chair labeled "your mom". An apple labeled "me" is sitting in a box labeled "your mom". A pumpkin labeled "me" is sitting under a bench labeled "your mom". The words "on", "in" and "under" are written under the objects.

Shrimp

1 year ago

TRY MAI DERICOUS FRY RICE

Calorie

1 year ago

A can of "RANCH WATER BUTTERMILK HARD SELTZER" is shown with a celery and carrot garnish sticking out of the top. In the background a bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing is slightly out of focus.

Room

16 hours ago

A cartoon illustration showing the blue Sesame Street monster, Grover, standing in a room. He is triumphantly placing a carrot onto a stone pedestal labeled "Carrot." A sign on the wall in the background reads "The Carrot Room." Grover has a speech bubble saying, "Aha! This is where it belongs."

Jokes

Bunny

6 years ago

Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.

Vegetable

6 years ago

Why did the vegetable go to jail?

He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.

Girlfriend

7 years ago

So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was "Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!"

Carrot jokes