What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
I lick poo for a living... You?
I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.
Overall, I'd say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
why would a man spent his whole career at a barn? bc its stable.
So if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
So, I was sitting with my little brother and talking about our dreams. "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" I asked him. He answered, "A doctor!" I wanted to tease him so I said, "I wouldn't be treated by a doctor like you." I was hoping he would get mad or something, but instead, he calmly replied, "Brother, I said doctor. Not a vet."
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
A man goes into a job interview and sits down. The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?" The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!" The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!" The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."
My friend's daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
I quit my job at the bank today I lost interest.
A surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery.
boss: "We have to let you go."
surgeon: "I protest innocence."
boss: "How?"
surgeon: "I thought doing your job and saving people's lives were two different things."
boss: "Get out!"
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
what job do you want if you dont want peoples two since
a catholic priest
