Care jokes

Why did the octopus cross the road?

Who knows and who cares?

What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?

A chicken tender.

Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.

I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?

Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant.