Care jokes
Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?
Son: A ugly girl.
Dad: Why not a pretty girl?
Son: A pretty one might run away.
Dad: So an ugly one might too.
Son: Yeah, but who cares?
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them where their parents were.
God, I love working at an orphanage!
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."
I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
My grief counselor died today. He did such a great job. I don't even care.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First.
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes.
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player.
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze.
Oh God By Dixie Rect.
Please Don't Stop By Craven Moorehead.
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus.
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry.
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
I have the best life coach ever, because he taught me to not care. He did it so well that he died last week, and I still don’t care.
So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?
So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.