Why does it take longer for women to orgasim than men?
Who cares.
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?”, he said
“It’s because God made you special.”, she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer? I care when my computer crashes.
freshman - hey whats better ford or chevy. seinor - i dont fuckin care long as it drives. freshman - so im guessing its chevy
my class is my house is quite I suck a dick now one cares
Me: Mom i think i need to go to the hospital ......Mom: OMG Why son ......Me: Idk whats wrong but everytime i close my eyes i can see
.....Think about it then spread LMAO
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens? A chicken tender
YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
