Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man? After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!
GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!! Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
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If you read this you lost your v card
How do you keep a bull from charging? You take its credit card away
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off
What card is the slowest and slimy? Ace-nail
I did have a good time today I did
Why did the credit card go to jail??????
'Cuz' it was guilty as charged
what do crows use when they get a phone? a CAWing card!
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony? They are both jokers.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table it was a ROYAL FLUSH
The KING took a shit on the craps table at the casino
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I Know What Your Thinking Pervert, Actually The Jokes About a Jester in Drag. OK I'm Joking, The Queen Cheated on the KIng with the Jester.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards... The steaks were pretty high
A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time?" The woman replies "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."
