Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
Because he wasn’t wearing his seat belt.
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
My car 🚘
What is a car that runs and can't?
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
What is your car's name?
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.
A girl comes up to her dad and says, "Can I borrow the car tonight? I want to go to this party." Dad says, "If you give a head job..." The girl says, "You're my dad! How can you say that?" Dad says, "If you want the car..." The girl thinks, "Okay." She starts. Dad says, "That tastes like sh*t." Dad: "Yeah, your brother wanted the car this morning."
What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.
Your hairline looks like a car!
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
