Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
Why can't an orphan ever play baseball?
Because they never found home.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Lenda: Hey, can you help me with my homework, please?!
Genda: Okay, and if I do, you won't make a fuss about it!
Lenda: I'll try!
3 mins later.
Genda: THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER!
Lenda: Then what is 90 million?
Genda: WHA WHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda mocking her: WHA OH YEAH YOU ARE A TERRIBLE TUTOR!!!!!!!!
4 mins later.
Genda: What is the capitol of watchington?
Lenda: Uh.....Idaho!
Genda being sarcastic: Yes...it is not the capitol of watchington...BECAUSE IT IS A STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: Oh, you mean Iowa!
Genda: UHHHHHHHHHHHH CUSS WORD!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: U can't help that I'm the smart one...okay sweetie now you go be dumb and I go be smart! LATER SISTER! Oh wait, can you help me with my homework?
Genda: NO! You the smart one so you do it!
Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.
Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:
1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.