Cant jokes
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
You can’t land on Uranus XD
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What is a car that runs and can't?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.