Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.
A school bus full of children.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.