Cant jokes
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.
A school bus full of children.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.