Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
You can’t land on Uranus XD
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.
A school bus full of children.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.