Cant jokes

What type of bow can't be tied?

Rainbow.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why can't orphans have friends?

They will stay together.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't find home.

Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.

Son: No way, you can’t see him though.

Mom: God!

Son: What?

Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).

Son: Also because I’m John Cena.

Mom: Where, where’d ya go?

John Cena: Hey, Mom.

Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.

Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.

Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...

BA-DUM CHHH!

I would say life's a joke, but I can't, because jokes have a meaning.

Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.

Why can't orphans walk through doors?

Because they don't have a house to walk into.

Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.

What's big, round, and can't move?

A vegetable!

If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.

Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.

2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!

3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.

4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.

5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.

Why can't orphans open a family business?

Because there is no family.

Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?

Because he’s dead.

Asian Grading scale: A- Average.

B- Half Average.

C- Stupid idiot!

D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!

F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!

Your mum is so smart, but she still can’t figure out why she had you.