Cant jokes
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
NO PAPERS CAN CHANGE MY FUTURE!
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.