Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.