Cant jokes
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.