Cant jokes
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.