Cant jokes
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.