Maurice jokes

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.

Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet.