Maurice jokes

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.

Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.