Cant jokes
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
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Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.
One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.