Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
forgot me smh
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.