Cant jokes
In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.
Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.
A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
on god
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
Woman can't drive.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.