Cant jokes
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑