Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.