Cant jokes
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
My husband wants to tell me about my childhood.
Ok, I can't access the panel without the password.
When Sally was little, she came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, I can't believe it! Little John collects Pimmel at school."
Mom: "No?"
"Like in heaven?" said the mother.
"No, juice," Sally said.
What's a game a paraplegic kid can't play?
Hopscotch.
You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"