Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
My husband wants to tell me about my childhood.
Ok, I can't access the panel without the password.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Woman can't drive.
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.