Cant jokes
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.