Cant jokes
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!