Cant jokes
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.