Cant jokes
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.