Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Pistachio can’t, but pe-can.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."