Cant jokes
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
What's worse than depression & suicide?
Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.
Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.