Cant jokes
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?