Cant jokes
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
You can’t land on Uranus XD
I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I can’t seem to put it down.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"
Me: "They are Parental Guidance."
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.