Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."
The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews!"
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
A mushroom walked into a pub.
He asked the bartender to give him a beer.
The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy."
The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.