Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.