Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.