Cant jokes
Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.
Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.
About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."
Mom asked, "Why?"
Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.
If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭