Cant jokes
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
What's big and yellow and can't swim? A bus filled with children.
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he's always spotted.
A man who desperately wanted to be good after serving time in prison was visited by an Angel. "You want to change? You can still enter heaven on two conditions. You must bet on the horses with any money you have and pass your winnings to someone less fortunate, and you must never hold on to any beef." The Angel then disappeared.
The man did as was told and became generous and kind. As he emerged from the betting office with all his money, he would pass every penny of it all to a deserving person each and every time.
He, however, couldn't seem to avoid meat and would still eat it no matter what.
When he died, the Angel came back for him.
"But I'm undeserving; I can't come with you," he said.
"Yes, you can," replied the Angel, "you gave all your stake (steak) away."
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
Wanna hear somethin' ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.