Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?
I can’t marmalade my cock into your mum’s arse.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*