Cant jokes
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!