Cant jokes
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
on god
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
When Sally was little, she came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, I can't believe it! Little John collects Pimmel at school."
Mom: "No?"
"Like in heaven?" said the mother.
"No, juice," Sally said.
Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.
About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."
Mom asked, "Why?"
Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."
My husband wants to tell me about my childhood.
Ok, I can't access the panel without the password.
Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
What's a game a paraplegic kid can't play?
Hopscotch.
You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.