Cant jokes
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.