Cant jokes
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
We’re so poor, we can’t even afford free stuff.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
When Sally was little, she came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, I can't believe it! Little John collects Pimmel at school."
Mom: "No?"
"Like in heaven?" said the mother.
"No, juice," Sally said.
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"