Cant jokes
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window, and jumps out.
The guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw. He’s more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him.
The astonished onlooker asks, “How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we’re hundreds of feet above the ground!”
The jumper responds by slurring, “Well, I don’t get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch.” He takes a shot, goes to the window, and jumps out.
The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down, and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar.
The other guy has to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn’t slow down at all. SPLAT!
The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. “You’re really an a**hole when you’re drunk, Superman.” I know.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.