Cant jokes
Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman. You can’t beat it, but if you do, she’ll probably come back again.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.