Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
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Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.