Cant jokes
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.