Cant jokes
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
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Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!