Cant jokes
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?
You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*
A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.