Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
The CONSTITUTION is not optional.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
Parent Signature_________________
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-