Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!