Cant jokes
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Hey, how ya doin'?
Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.
Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.
Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.