Cant jokes
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.