Cant jokes
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.