You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
Canning Jokes
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
