Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Canning Jokes
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Can you see me?
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
El, can you grab me that bow?
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"
