Canning jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.

If you are a robot, you cannot talk.

Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"

Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

But numbers can. (Lol)

Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.

Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!

What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?

What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?

Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?

Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.

What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for

What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.

What is the difference between a human being and a tree?

A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?

He was lucky it was a soft drink!

An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.