Canning jokes

Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?

Because there is no home button.

What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for

What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.

What is the difference between a human being and a tree?

A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.

What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?

What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?

Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?

Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.

Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!

Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?

What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?

Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.

David: I will surpass Kakarot!

Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.

If you are a robot, you cannot talk.

Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"

Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

But numbers can. (Lol)

Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!

An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.