Can you really wheel my real wheelchair. Try say that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
Why can you dsy Kobe even though you missed? Because he didnt land either
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic Where no fetus can beat us and your loss is our sauce.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair ? At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
I can't walk, I can't talk but I can drive a wheelchair.
why does and orphan go to spelling bee so they can spell home
what does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common they can both squirt out there cum.
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.
what thing can an Orphan do beast. Stay at home alone
why can orphans have a phone because they can find the home button
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want? because what are they gonna, tell their parents?
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. YOU CAN'T, CAN YOU?"
Can teachers give homework to orphans
Orphans can be gay no problem because they have no one to disown them
Who can relate? NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
there's a kid with loads of new fire men equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kids asks the firemen come have a look at my new gear so the fire men go look at his gear so then the kid says kid: I've got a helmet a big jacket and a oxygen tank and a little wheel barrow for my gear
firemen says: why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls the kid says so I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
A toddler, was giving her daddy a tea party She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea , her Mom came home, Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation , I just need a kid who can keep a secret
