nuns be like: can I spread the word buttcheck for u?
how much curry can an indian eat? untill his red dot explodes
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school but people cant wear hats. WTF school
me: can i get ur mom number? friend: here u go: me: ohh strange i already had it.
what type of cake can orphans not eat? homemade
what type of deer can jump higher than a house? all houses cant jump
What type of horse can jump higher than a house? all houses cant jump
why can;t orphans ever be criminals he is not wanted
The pastor sees little Johnny sitting on the church steps. Little Johnny is fixated on something. The pastor looks closer and sees that Johnny is stirring up something in an old coffee can. He says, "What you got there little Johnny?" "This here is turpentine, the most POWERFUL liquid in the world.", says Johnny. The pastor shakes his head, sits down next to Johnny and says, "Now you know that's not true son. Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. One drop of holy water on a pregnant woman's stomach and the next morning she'll pass a baby boy." Little Johnny says, "Well that may be true. But one drop of this on a cats ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"
wat do orphans go to church so they can call some won father.
(pick-up line) if ur tits are the twin towers...... can i be ur osama
Why can't a leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them
if you call the number 800-273-8500 in afganistan thay say can you fly a plane
Y'all are so rude on here- If you don't like what I put on MY profile you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!!
Why is it okay to hit orphans? Its not like they can tell their parents
Are you the sun I can see from a mile away
my pits are hairy but my i can carry
What can you say bout planes you that you can say bout stocks They both be flying??
what can you say about that homeless man's life and current status? Wasted.
