How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19? She lost her taste.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman
Kinder egg surprise
will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today! beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that! will: Yey! beverly: What should we bring him? will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* come in the bucket!
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“I love all mankind!” said the cannibal.
what did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant? who's the specialty today.
What does a British cannibals favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
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Cancer
Why do cannibals love sex, they can make there on food
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy.... I'd like him to eat me."
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So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn't a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
What did the Cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass.
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Answer: Because they taste funny
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Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana? Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
