What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today!
Beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that!
Will: Yey!
Beverly: What should we bring him?
Will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* Come in the bucket!
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
Cancer.
