It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19? She lost her taste.
I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
" 5 second rule! "
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
Trust Canibles sucking each others dick
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?
He toasts the groom.
Shit, if somebody invades America, the Crips and the Bloods are gonna call a truce so that they can get the big toys out and call Geneva achievement. White women would ride into battle riding lions, tigers, and bears while claymore-strapped rhumbas swept the streets. There's a reason Putin keeps threatening to boom boom us with the boom booms and make you see x-rays before you go go.
We have freaking cannibals still. Hell, we have more guns than people. Dodging bullets has become a rite of passage. Just look at how we raise our kids on caffeine and M16s playing Call of Duty. Then we send them into the warzone known as the American public education system with no weapons. No means to protect themselves other than with their fists. Here Timmy, fight off the bullets with your bare fist and hope you can zig-zag. Hell, the quiet kids in this country start dropping bodies just cause you teased them. The fuck you think's gonna happen when Timmy can't get his damn chicken nuggets and you took his internet out?
Hell, the gangs in America would no longer make their money off the drugs illegally. They'd be our medics and taking bets on kill shots. Don't even get me started on the unhinged millennials the moment they can't get their mood stabilizers. War crimes would become an art form and we'd run around like we playing Pokemon. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL! Americans would turn war crimes into an extreme sport while the military stands back and records it just so they can show the rest of the world the example of why not to fuck with us. Shit, Geneva Convention would turn into a to-do list on every American household fridge. We take that shit so seriously we'd have Comedy Central sending Kevin Hart to tell us rules for engagement. Racism in America would be single-handedly by ended as Billy Bob and Tyrone high five because they think they just unlocked the super secret duck hunt level with foreign paratroopers. Shit somebody please threaten us with a good time. Invade the United States. Let us show you why the first color in our flag is red.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
what's a cannibals' favorite snack?
men toes!😂🤣
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
"Hey, man do you have any ben and jerry's?"
"yeah I have two of them fresh and preserved in the freezer"
"I meant the ice cream bro..."
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
