Food

That 11 Year Old

What’s a Cannibals Favorite Food?

RaMen

Banana

BananaMan

If you are a banana, why don’t you eat a banana? Oh right, you’d be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.

Taste

Angela Brailean

Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny.

Woman

_Psych0_

What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman

Kinder egg surprise

Prison

Anonymous

Three men are shipwrecked on a jungle island and taken prisoner by the residing cannibals, they are all told to walk into the jungle and come back with one piece of fruit, they go in and the first man comes out with a peach, he is instructed to shove it in his ass and if he laughs he will be killed, he tries and dies, the second man comes back with a grape and is instructed to do the same, when the two meet at the pearly gates the first man says, i had a peach, there fuzzy, you had a grape whats your excuse? "Well i was doing fine until I say jimmy come out of the brush with a pineapple.

Puns

Overwatch_Gamer321

Question: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Answer: Because they taste funny

Sound

Cordell Jay Henry-Yonkie

3 guys landed on a cannibal island. the Cannibal chef told them if you want to live to go get 10 of one fruit and bring it to me and I will tell you what to do. so the first guy brings 10 apples and the chef said if you can shove all 10 of those in your ass without making a sound you can live. He was 3 apples in made a sound and they ate him. the second guy brought grapes. 9 grapes in and burs ted out laughing. The Cannibals ate him. then the first guy said why you laugh you were almost there. the other guy who had the grapes said I couldn’t help it I was told the third guy came back with 10 pineapples.

Trust

joel

Definition of trust: two cannibals having oral sex.

Wife

Anonymous

There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to burry them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but second guy refuses the meal.

When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.

In heaven, an angel asks him why.

“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat though.”

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Vegetarian

7

Why is 7 afraid of 6?

Because 7 is a vegetarian

And 6 is a cannibal

Eating

Anonymous

“I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy… I’d like him to eat me.”

Meat

Dweam

How does a cannibal like his meat?

Human.

Taste

Anonymous

Why don’t cannibals eat clowns They taste funny

Finger

Anonymous

what is a cannibals favorite food? finger food

Swallow

Aur Myss

Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it’s only cannibalism if you swallow.

Puns

Anonymous

What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.

Neighbor

Lil tide

When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,

Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!

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Pool

Ali

What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool

CANNONBALL P.s I made this myself

Sky

Anonymous

The cannibal says to the other cannibal I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are me(a)teor

Priest

Subject Frans Comedy

these are all of my terrible jokes

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