Cannibal jokes
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
Three guys landed on a cannibal island. The cannibal chef told them if they wanted to live, they had to go get 10 of one fruit and bring it to him, and he would tell them what to do.
So the first guy brings 10 apples, and the chef said if he could shove all 10 of those in his ass without making a sound, he could live. He was three apples in and made a sound, and they ate him. The second guy brought grapes; nine grapes in, and he burst out laughing. The cannibals ate him. Then the first guy said, "Why'd you laugh? You were almost there!" The other guy who had the grapes said, "I couldn't help it, I was told the third guy came back with 10 pineapples."
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?