What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
" 5 second rule! "
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories
what's a cannibals' favorite snack?
men toes!😂🤣
What do you call a Turk eating turkey. A cannibal.
"Hey, man do you have any ben and jerry's?"
"yeah I have two of them fresh and preserved in the freezer"
"I meant the ice cream bro..."
(Okay, actually improvised this time.)
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that grandma's ashes was sugar.
what do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
dine and dash
The pie tasted weird today. Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie WITH human flesh from C town.
what did jeffrey dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry , i've got ben and jerry in the freezer
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
if they got fed up with them.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows to not be a cannibal, he knows somehow
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman... a kinder-egg suprise!!!!!
Imagine this..ur a lesbian and ur doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say "eat me baby"
She pulls out a knife and fork
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says "Dad's gonna grill wieners"
A Man Gets Captured By Cannibals Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
What does a cannibal call a pregnant women? A combo meal.
vegetarian: I prefer plants herbivore: I just like food cannibal: I'm a people person
I fed some Chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
Why wont cannibals eat divorced women?
Just to Bitter.
