Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria? He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
what does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant ? "Can i have a bodybag ?"
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner. His mother says, “I don’t like your friends”. Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
"Hey, man do you have any ben and jerry's?"
"yeah I have two of them fresh and preserved in the freezer"
"I meant the ice cream bro..."
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
if they got fed up with them.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows to not be a cannibal, he knows somehow
Why wont cannibals eat divorced women?
Just to Bitter.
3 guys landed on a cannibal island. the Cannibal chef told them if you want to live to go get 10 of one fruit and bring it to me and I will tell you what to do. so the first guy brings 10 apples and the chef said if you can shove all 10 of those in your ass without making a sound you can live. He was 3 apples in made a sound and they ate him. the second guy brought grapes. 9 grapes in and burs ted out laughing. The Cannibals ate him. then the first guy said why you laugh you were almost there. the other guy who had the grapes said I couldn't help it I was told the third guy came back with 10 pineapples.
vegetarian: I prefer plants herbivore: I just like food cannibal: I'm a people person
A man once ate the left-side of a person one guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. the man eating him said "No... it's okay he's alright now."
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says "Dad's gonna grill wieners"
What is a cannibals favourite place to go? An orphanage, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I fed some Chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container? A can 'o bull
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What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian
And 6 is a cannibal
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
What is a cannibles fav place to eat
Five guys
