Cannibal jokes
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?
You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you, and the brand name is Wesson.
You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.
He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.
You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
I have ligma.
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.