Cannibal jokes
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."