Cannibal Jokes

What is a cannibals favorite drink? Coffee

What is a cannibals favourite place to go? An orphanage, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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Trust Canibles sucking each others dick

What does a British cannibals favorite meal?

Fish and chaps.

what did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant? who's the specialty today.

If you think long and hard Oral sex is like Cannibals

A man once ate the left-side of a person one guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. the man eating him said "No... it's okay he's alright now."

The cannibal says to the other cannibal I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are me(a)teor

What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container? A can 'o bull

Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.

What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.

What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman

Kinder egg surprise

How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?

You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you and the brand name is Wesson.

You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.

He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.

You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.

What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder

Why do cannibals love sex, they can make there on food

“I love all mankind!” said the cannibal.

What did the Cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wipe his ass.

Three men are shipwrecked on a jungle island and taken prisoner by the residing cannibals, they are all told to walk into the jungle and come back with one piece of fruit, they go in and the first man comes out with a peach, he is instructed to shove it in his ass and if he laughs he will be killed, he tries and dies, the second man comes back with a grape and is instructed to do the same, when the two meet at the pearly gates the first man says, i had a peach, there fuzzy, you had a grape whats your excuse? "Well i was doing fine until I say jimmy come out of the brush with a pineapple.