I was laughing my ass off when the 12 year old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival 🤣🤣🤣
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to burry them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat though.”
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman... a kinder-egg suprise!!!!!
what is a cannibals favorite type of pizza?
domi-nose
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What does a cannibal call a pregnant women? A combo meal.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
" 5 second rule! "
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories
What do you call a Turk eating turkey. A cannibal.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? Fast food
what's a cannibals' favorite snack?
men toes!😂🤣
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What is a cannibals favorite drink? Coffee
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
(Okay, actually improvised this time.)
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
If you think long and hard Oral sex is like Cannibals
what did jeffrey dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry , i've got ben and jerry in the freezer
what do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
dine and dash
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