Anti-jokes

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So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn’t a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.

Pet

Pete

Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.

Food

ToiletPapi666

Tumblr people: “There are an infinite amount of genders”. The cannibal kid: “Bitch, please. There’s just one gender: Food”.

Girlfriend

Anonymous

What did the Cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wipe his ass.

Smile

meowzapaluza

will: Let’s bring Hannibal a gift today! beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that! will: Yey! beverly: What should we bring him? will: holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile come in the bucket!

Wood

Anonymous

Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?

Wait

Anonymous

Me: Hey Jim! Jim: I’m now a cannibal. Me: WAIT, JIM! N-

Puns

joel

Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.

Taste

Pro joker

Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Dinner

Anonymous

These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what’s for dinner? She says “Dad’s gonna grill wieners”

Egg

Cannibal Chickens.

I fed some Chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.

Taste

your parents

why do cannibals not like to eat clowns…

cause they taste funny!!

Wife

Death&Decay

Knock knock, who’s there? stranger, stranger who? stranger why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?

Name

Who?

What was The name of the person who was mean The Canabully

Eating

Your mommy

Your mom a so stupid she thought eating ass was cannibalism

Hell

SoonerBob

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?

I hear it hurt like hell

Taste

Anonymous

Q. Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup and retarded shoes.

Vegetable

Anonymous

What’s a cannibals favourite food a vegetable