what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman... a kinder-egg suprise!!!!!
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
What does a cannibal call a pregnant women? A combo meal.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
what's a cannibals' favorite snack?
men toes!😂🤣
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
" 5 second rule! "
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
What is a cannibals favorite drink? Coffee
