Cannibal jokes
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?
Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?
Think about it, lol. Haha.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
Me: Hey Jim!
Jim: I'm now a cannibal.
Me: WAIT, JIM! N-
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
A girl asked me to eat her out one time... so I put her in the oven.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
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