Cannibal jokes
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
So, I met this girl and she was a 9 out of 10. I met this other girl who was 7 years old. The 7-year-old ate my 9 out of 10 girl because 7 was a psychopath.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell.
Me: Hey Jim!
Jim: I'm now a cannibal.
Me: WAIT, JIM! N-
Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?
Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?
Think about it, lol. Haha.
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