Cancer jokes
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
Memes
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
If you have cancer, you are gay.
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
Ur mom.
A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
Oliver Savage's life.
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
What is a "dad?"
Stop joking with cancer.
- From a survivor :)
The earth is flat.