Cancer jokes
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
If you have cancer, you are gay.
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
Ur mom.
A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
Oliver Savage's life.
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!