Cancer jokes

What did your mom get for Christmas?

A big black horse dildo.

What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?

CANCER!

Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.

Want one way to get a free haircut?

Call the cancer hotline.

When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.

Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*

She has cancer.

What did the dick say to the asshole?

You need another dick.

If you have cancer, you are gay.

So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."

I don't like jokes.

Ur mom.

A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.

My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?

..... She had cancer.... ;)

What do you call a mammal that has no hair?

Cancer.

Oliver Savage's life.

"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."

What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?

I like you!

What's the difference between me and cancer?

My dad didn't beat cancer.

What is a "dad?"

Stop joking with cancer.

- From a survivor :)

The earth is flat.

Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.