Cancer jokes
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
If you have cancer, you are gay.
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
Ur mom.
A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
Oliver Savage's life.
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
What is a "dad?"
Stop joking with cancer.
- From a survivor :)