Cancer jokes
What is a "dad?"
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
What did Sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
9/11.
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
Technoblade
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.
Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back?
Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked, “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?”
He replied, “Yes, I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.
EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
WebMD: Cancer.
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.
A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."
The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.