Cancer jokes
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
What did the girl get for Christmas?
Cancer.
He: "Do you know you have a space in your uterus?"
She: "How can I resolve this?"
He: "Get a Cancer!"
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?
Stop joking with cancer.
- From a survivor :)
The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
If you have cancer, you are gay.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
Cancer, it's just funny, hahaha.