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What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball
Riddles not jokes
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
and last one
What can rule, but not command?
Tell meh the answers in the comments
like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.
Q.what season can an orphan see their family tree? A.fall
if you dont get it in the fall trees have no leaves there jus empty branches like an orphans tree
What kind of dog can do magic tricks? -- A labracadabrador.
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Only a genius can say this
EYE YAM STEW PEED
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.
I called the suicide hotline at Iraq, the person got exited and asked if I can drive a truck.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker? Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
"Hi Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?" " Oh, Johnny you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs." "I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
Why do orphan girls become prastatutes?
So they can call someone daddy
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
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Iḿ glad were all going virtul so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings
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what's the name of a cannibals favorite all you can eat buffet ? planned parenthood !
Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
