can a orphan go to a family Resturant?
cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents
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What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue? -- You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
A guy walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says: If i can suprise you, i get a free drink. The bartender was unsure but agreed. The guy pulled up a 30cm long pianist out of his pocket and he starts to play The bartender was suprised and gave the guy a free drink The guy then sais: You see, i have a little wizard in my pocket that grants wishes, can i get another free drink if you get a free wish? The bartender agrees without hesitation The bartender wishes for a 1000 bucks, but he gets a 1000 ducks WTF! the man shouts. The guy answered: Did you think i wanted a 30cm long pianist
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys 😊😇
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
What's big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you?
A pool table.
What type of cake can orphans not have
Home made
Why can orphans not grow big and strong because they need a parent to buy them steroids
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run
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what is the best power that man can do? they can move the mountain with their tongue.
What’s worse than sally in 1 trash can, sally in 13 trash cans
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
Your butt so big you can slap it and ride the waves.
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today. And treat others how you want to be treated! Rate your day scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
for 15 cents a day you can feed an African child they eat spare change i guess
